If I had a dime for every time someone called me attractive

laugh-addict:

I’d be one poor motherfucker

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deadcherryblossomdemon:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

IT”S THE MUTANT LIMA BEAN FROM JIMMY NEUTRON
putnams-landing:

The future of job fairs #tommypom #tumblr

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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